You are cordially invited to celebrate a socially distanced
Réveillon
On Thursday, December 31st, 2020
Wherever you are
We ask all participants to kindly refrain from excessive hand-wringing, as the tragic events defining this year still grieve many among us greatly
Come equipped with a bay leaf as your four-leaf clover
Carefully choose the right color underwear according to your heart’s desire*
Prepared to jump through seven waves at midnight (one wish/wave), or
Start your year on the right foot, stepping down from an elevated surface
All in the name of Good Luck and a Happy New Year
If you have trouble with your inner bouncer, serenade them
(The proprietor of this blog apologizes in advance to every hardworking doorman on the planet)
*red for passion, pink for love, orange for success, yellow for prosperity, green for health, purple for motivation, blue for harmony, white for peace
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