Dita Parker

Thursday, January 21, 2021

A brand new day

I'm thinking of calling the White House.

Day One
"Good morning, may I speak with President Trump, please?"
"Mr. Trump is no longer the President."
"That's right, yes, thank you."

Day Two
"Good morning, may I speak with President Trump, please?"
"Mr. Trump is no longer the President."
"That's right, yes, thank you."

Day Three
"Good morning, may I speak with President Trump, please?"
"Mr. Trump is no longer the President."
"That's right, yes, thank you."

. . .

Day Twenty-One
"Good morning, may I speak with President Trump, please?"
"Ma'am, I have to ask, why do you insist on calling? I have told you repeatedly that Mr. Trump is no longer the President of the United States."
"
That's right, yes, thank you. I will never tire of hearing that."

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