[With regards and apologies from the proprietor, a topical rerun.]
Run! Run for
your lives, it's Friday 13th!! Just make sure you don't step on any
cracks or run under a ladder, especially if there's a black cat in the
vicinity, or pass anyone running for dear life, at least not on the
stairs, on your way to the safe haven that is your home, where most
accidents happen, by the way, making sure you leave your umbrella
outside to dry, or, come to think of it, don't touch it all day, a
change into dry clothing will have to do, kick off your shoes taking
care they don't land on your bed or the table or anywhere else for that
matter, so why not leave them outside with that cursed, cursed!
umbrella, feed the parakeet or better yet throw it out just to be on the
safe side, I mean, birds in the house and all that, you're really
asking for it, aren't you, settle for a nice quiet evening at home,
maybe invite some friends over as long as it's not a party of thirteen,
and don't bother changing your bed, stupendously stupid idea, and do not
even dream of going away to get away, not gonna work, I tells ya, steer
clear of mirrors and salt shakers but keep one handy anyway, and you'll
be all set.
And secondly, as Fidel Castro used to say two hours into a speech, carefree Friday, sweetie darlings!
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